ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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stitchesnstones:

when u don’t do ur homeworkimage


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  • kushangel:

    i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

    rnedia:

    trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on